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[RANT WARNING!} You are a retard if:

Posted by Cerion - August 19th, 2007


Please do note that I have no negative, abusive, and/or hostile feelings towards actual mentally retarded and/or mentally challenged persons in any way whatsoever. However if any of the following applies to you than you are a retard who should make themselves useful and stop annoying the shit out of me and every other Newgrounder who hasn't fallen to your own pathetic stupidity:

You're a retard if you've ever submitted grossly exaggerated submissions rated "Adults Only: Excessive Nudity, Excessive Violence, Explicit Audio, Explicit Text, Explicit Adult Themes" that aren't actually that bad at all, or have author's comments that are nowhere near accurate.

You're a retard if you've ever joined more than one of those gay, shitty, wannabe spam/blam-tastic crews that claim to be different but are all the same. At least the clocks and locks are usually loyal to their own group and have a handful of members who make quality flash.

You're a retard if you've ever stolen the title of a successful series for your own crappy flash. You're too lame to come up with your own quality material so you have to resort to smearing your own aids-infected crap all over the reputation of people you envy just because they're better than you as well as now they wont be able to make "Amazing Movie 2" because you've already stolen the title.

You're a retard if you've ever submitted a flash that can cause seizures or headaches without warning. You're also probably a murderer if this applies to you.

You're a retard if you've ever submitted a flash that is just a short loop without any purpose and/or just contains racism or profanity.

You're a retard if you've ever submitted multiple nearly identical versions of the same shitty flash, be it a different colour or some other gay excuse for your retardism. *cough cough, dictator_'em all in _+ days, cough*

You're a retard if all your are submission co-authored by 8 other people whose names are all slight variations of your own.

You're a retard if you submit flash that sucks and only dis the people who tell you that it sucks.

You're a retard if you've ever dissed Wade more than once. He's a real person, you know, and you should respect him, if not at least his authority and power to terminate you douche bags who think so highly of yourselves.

You're a retard if you intentionally submit loads of crap flash that break the rules just because all your other immature 13-year old friends have also already submitted a pornstar's lifetime cumload amount of flash.

Your a retard if you spam people with chain letters, useless reviews, etc.


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You're a retard if you've ever stolen the title of a successful series for your own crappy flash. You're too lame to come up with your own quality material so you have to resort to smearing your own aids-infected crap all over the reputation of people you envy just because they're better than you.
DAMN straight, hate those fags the most.

I wish we all would.

*bows* my liege.... you are the wisest of sages. I am forever dedicated to your philosophy.

Arise, fellow ninja. May we do our best to blam as much crappy submissions as we can.

Omg we have similar names! Dont say that I copied your name either cause it's my name for everything I do on the internet, Imvu Rune Scape etc. Wow, lots of things can cause people to be retarted, I've never done any of those things though :)

WOA, that's a bit creepy but it's not like we our actual names are similar (or so I hope,)

Well, I guess we shouldn't be making any submissions or else we'd fall under my 7th example of retardism.

yes but its very simple to not do these things.
just don't make a ****ed up flash ya know?

You're a retard if you suck admin cock to just to be friends with them, get banned once, then rant at them how you're not their friend anymore.

yeah your right . but i feel i need to add a few things
your a reteard if you use indeciferable abrevviations sucha kwtowl rght ttly grtio flamabagawds ect.
your a retard if you start chain mail.
your are really retared if you believe in chain mail and send it to your "friends" who then hate you forever.
your a retard if you spam some ones entry.

i hope that cleared it up for everyone who still wasnt sure if they are a retarded after read his entry. nice job cerion.

Thanks P-willy, those are very all nice additions.